About Us

What happens when Penn students get bored?

Some chase frat parties, some study a little harder for that next midterm, and some come up with Linkedin post worthy startup ideas.

We got together and decided that the absolute best of these ideas (out of every app, AI chat-bot, and consulting startup) was a pair of sweatpants. Stylish, 100% cotton sweatpants, with a big old QR code on the right cheek...linking to a trivia quiz.

If people are going to look, they might as well learn something.

Smartass makes every tush out there something worth ogling at. In true Ivy League fashion, we want to promote competitive education in the most innovative way possible.

Let's bring the fun back into clothing. Now, get crackin'.



With love,

Elan, Rosie, Daniel, and Evie

Contact

We're always looking to make new friends!

(Elan is single, 6'2", and has the best sweatpants game in town)